*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
never forget, that this is a real screen shot.
the most official bad text posts from the usa
me: *holds open door for guy behind me*
him: hello let me shake your hand for that and introduce myself so i can network with you because we are in business college. here is my business card
SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS